Batman DOES Have to Put Up With This Kind of Crap!

So I found a big gallery of Batman covers the other day, and kinda got sucked in. Amazing what the combination of "exhausted brain" and "time off" will do. I looked at every Batman cover ever published in the space of an hour, and it's some dizzying stuff. Here, in no particular order, are a few of my favorites...

1. Proof that Batman is a scientist!

2, And a badass motorcycle daredevil!



3. Joker Genie!

4. Batman's beard!

5. Batman's other beard! 

(A word of explanation for the uninformed: following allegations that Bruce and Dick's relationship might stir homosexual fantasies in young boys, DC killed off Alfred and brought a woman into their lives: Bruce Wayne's Aunt Agatha. Why the old bitty didn't take a hand in raising Bruce after his parents were killed is a question left unanswered...)

6. The most terrifyinig replacement Batman of them all!

7. Monkeys! Sell! Comics!

8. Superman doesn't have to put up with this kind of crap! ...oh, wait...

9. Even hobos love Batman!

10. If you thought funnybook sensationalism was invented in the 80s...

11. WORDS!!

12. Trippy!

13. Superman doesn't have to... Never mind...

14. Blind people are scary!

15. Batman vs the Beatles!